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The Pelosi weight loss program

In Faith, Life, Religion, Thoughts on November 21, 2008 at 12:40 pm

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We are all down on Bush, Pelosi and Paulson and the large corporations.

We should be thankful.  They are working their butts off trying to help us.

One fantastic side effect is the improvement of the nation’s collective health.

We know America is obese.

They tell us this constantly.  I am 6′2″ , two hundred and ten lbs without a spare tire and I am obese.

I need to drop sixty or seventy pounds or I will suffer from diabetes, AIDs, second hand smoke and expire.

They finally came up with the solution.

Poverty.

They figure by keeping me poor I will no longer eat that much and I will lose weight.

For a little while I’ll look great and then the Auschwitz Syndrome will kick in.  That would be great if I was a woman and wanted to appear on the cover of a fashion magazine.

I am not a woman.

Thank you Washington for making me less than I am. :)

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