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Iran’s new satellite has found zero virgins in space.

In Faith, Inspiration, Life, Politics, Religion, Thoughts on February 5, 2009 at 3:40 pm

Iran sent up a satellite in space to show the world they can do it. I am sure that for some they were hoping to get a glimpse into heaven to see if there are really seventy two virgins for every male believer up there.

So far they haven’t found any.

What are they going to tell those poor friends of theirs, the wannabe suicide bombers, what their reward will be.

“I am sorry their is nothing up there!”

“Well I’m not going to kill myself if there are no virgins waiting!”

“What if we give your family some money instead and you can find out the hard way.”

“I’ll think about it.”