More and more women are getting artificially inseminated, like the proverbial bovine.
For women who really don’t like men and who want babies, this is the best solution, test tube daddies.
It’s becoming so popular even women in their sixties are doing it.
I suppose it makes sense. These career women types clean the house anyway, man or no man, so who needs to pick up after another hairy body?
Life is so neat and simple without the male race around for some women.
The biggest problem is the sperm bank, it’s like those Wall Street investment banks. They take in a lot but don’t always deliver.
They send their people into towns with high unemployment rates where the men are desperate for drink or drug money and offer them a twenty for a tube. “We want ten Caucasians, eight Blacks, three Orientals and one Latino on this trip. Here are the porno flicks go to work.”
Three days later these “sperm” samples are matched up with handsome faces, great statistics, exemplary education, a respectable occupation and lots of coin.
They market the twenty dollar sperm, which is good for more than one “shot” at $5,000 a pop and cross their fingers hoping there are no claims on their money back guarantee.
Unfortunately, being human, the test tubes do get mixed up on occasion and you never know what your going to get. Like Forrest Gump says, “Life is like a box of chocolates…….” 
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