Who wants to live to hundred?
They don’t treat you like a person anymore, they talk to you as if you’re a child.
Nobody wants to have sex with you.
They stick you in some personal care home so you can smack your lips when you stare at the wall.
The only time you get visitors is a few days before you die so people (scavengers) come around to tear up your mattress to see how much money you had.
They don’t think you can remember anything.
They don’t want you to drive.
You’re a burden on the system so they are secretly hoping you’ll kick the bucket to save the government money.
Your grandchildren haven’t a clue who you are.
They push you around in a wheel chair even when you can walk as it is cheaper than having hip replacement surgery.
If I ever get to be old enough where I start seeing some of these things occurring, I am going to put on a mask and rob a bank and to hell with it all.
I’m going to buy me a face lift with the stolen loot.
So I can look younger again.
Then I’ll find me something to do, like become the President.
If Reagan can, so can I.
Haha, I find this post funny. Makes me think about growing old just for the kicks.