“What do you see?”
“Piece of paper with a drawing,” I respond.
“What does the drawing represent to you?”
“Something a kid did in school when bored,” I said.
“No, tell me what is the first thing you think of when you see the drawing?”
“Idiocy,” I answered.
“Why idiocy?”
“What do you want me to say? I know what answer you’re looking for. But I ain’t seeing anything here that represents sanity to me. Just a stupid drawing. If you want me to see a bird, show me a picture of a real bird.”
“Do you see a bird?” he asked.
“No, I see a Nazi symbol.”
“Really?”
“No not really. And how many years of university did you have to struggle through to give one of these dumb tests?” I asked 
